So there is now a photo of me floating around that was taken by someone when I was walking around with a sign that says "The End is Near". I've been asked to comment on this, and so far, I have none. Nothing. Nada. For a man who normally won't shut up, I have nothing to say for once.Well, at least, not yet.
A few people have called and contacted me about the photo, asking what it's about. I already got a call from a friend asking if I was, of all things, running for District Attorney! I just said, "Well, your going to have to wait for an answer, just like everyone else."
So watch this space, and remember... The End is Near.
My guesses on your meaning:
ReplyDeleteThe economy collapses this year, entering us into a Second Depression.
Apes bring down their human overlords this year, just months after we send a man into space...
Christ returns, but nobody notices.
Ozzy Osbourne dies.
Animation as a whole collapses, and we revert to old-timey black and white cartoons a la' Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks. As all this happens, Barack Obama reveals himself as the mastermind behind a race of Reptilian aliens from beyond the...damn, this sounds stupid!
Am I close?
HA HA! Well, you very well may be.
ReplyDeleteI may have an answer in a few days... I don't know yet. I'm leaving it up to interpenetration.
Is that John Hodgman walking by you?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be amazed if it was!
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