HEY KIDS!What's new, what's cool, what's the latest thing?
It's CANDY IN A PILL BOTTLE! That's the latest craze!
Fool your mom, fool your dad! Make your friends think your really rad! Its dope, its hip, its "flavor-flav!" It's the latest marketing craze!
Candy in a Pill Bottle! How your friends will flip!
So come on down to the nearest Sam's Club in Arkansas and pick one up TODAY! Hurry, supplies are limited!!!
...largely because this is one of the dumbest marketing ideas EVER! Yeah, that's a good idea, teach kids now that taking pills that they don't need. Great.
Thanks to the Salisbury News blog for the story and image!
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