George Carlin hit the nail on the head! Want to hear a real name? Eddie, Jackie, Bobby... those are REAL names!
Well, now there's a new book out to ruin the lives of your children, a big 'ol book of names called "Rocking Names!"
Seriously, what the hell?! Who the hell names their kid ZON?"Honey, let call him Bink!"
There is a plus, though: This book isn't in English, it's for the Netherlands. So, unless your from that part of the world, and you're about to have a kid who most likely will grow up to play kick-ass metal.... please, don't name your kid Rembrandt unless you feel like healing their wounds from getting beatten up once a week by Tony, Eddie, and Buck.
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