Obama Says Lipstick, McCain Screams Foul, and Obama Makes A Dumb Issue Dumber

Every single election, we deal with some dumb comment or two and these things or easily forgotten. I'm sure if you think about it, one or two things that were said this election, the other side said it was wrong and, in turn, it's normally forgotten in a day or two.

So when Obama mentioned "Lipstick on a Pig" and the Republicans called it sexist, I rolled my eyes, saw it as stupid, and just ignored it. 

Obama didn't.

Instead, Obama took the issue, issued his own press releases and, in turn, made a stupid non-issue a bigger one than it should have been. Depending on who you want, it's either one of two things: Brilliant because what better way to show your enemy is dumb than by pointing out such a naive flaw? Stupid because it comes off as desperate when your no longer in the spotlight and your poll numbers are slipping, so is your popularity.

This is just a really dumb, really big diversion, and Obama, the man screaming about change, is taking the same-old same-old route by focusing on this. 

Apperantly, Being Anti-Obama Pays

I can't make this stuff up:

Back in April, I realized I hated the people left standing. This included Obama, McCain, and Hillary Clinton and, in that order, I made and released a new piece a day based on them pointing out the main problem with them.

Now, in 2004, I'm sure that my anti-Bush shirts would have done incredibly well had I done one that was original (and, lets be honest, the market was flooded by then after 2 years of the hate).

Oddly enough, despite the fact that I've made all of these items within the same span of time (about a week) with a t-shirt and poster on Zazzle, and let me give you some numbers:

• Shirt OBAMA: OBEY FALSE MESSIAH 7
• Print OBAMA: OBEY FALSE MESSIAH Dist... 2
• Print John McCain: War Without End D... 1
• Print Hillary Clinton: LIES! 1
• Print OBAMA: OBEY FALSE MESSIAH 1
• Print John McCain: War Without End 1
• Shirt John McCain: War Without End 1
• Mug Your Candidate Sucks! The Mug! 1

So, let's boil this down. This means I've sold 10 Anti-Obama items, 3 Anti-McCain Items, and only 1 Anti-Clinton poster.

...I'm sorry, buy am I the only one who actually sees a problem here? I hate all these people and, granted, yes, I despise Obama the most (his ego is going to be our undoing, I know it)... but aren't people sick and tired of the Republican Party? Polls show that Americans want the Democrats to win, but are still leaning towards McCain.

So what is causing his effect? Is it that Obama is so famous that ANYTHING with his face or name on it, good or bad, means people will buy it willingly? Is McCain really THAT more likable to Obama? And are people over their Anti-Clinton feelings? Is it because of the design? It's also worth noting that sales have picked up of this anti-Obama gear since the Democratic National Convention started.

The odd thing is that I actually prefer the design of the McCain one, but I enjoy the message and the pop-culture feel of the Obama one. Maybe people are going on the same feeling.

Or maybe they just hate Obama. Who knows.

Paris Hilton Solves the Energy Crisis.... No, Really.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

..... I was nothing short of amazed when I heard her solution.

The fact is, she's right. She's 100% right! The perfect compromise would be to allow for some offshore drilling while allowing for tax incentives for alternative fuels sources. That way, we're doing something both short term AND long term.

Obama, McCain; Take you head out your asses and DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!!!

My Feelings on the New Hampshire Primary

Once again, a cartoonist sums up my idea nicely. Tony Auth of The Philadelphia Inquirer did this cartoon.

Going into Tuesday, I was afraid for Democracy. I was afraid that we had lost our way. Instead of having a primary process to weed out the weak and protect the strongest candidates, we instead simply publicized that the candidate that would be picked was, instead, just who the media wanted to win. After the Iowa Caucus, it seemed that was exactly what was going to happen.

In this case, the "Golden Boy" was Barack Obama, the 2-year-old Senator from Illinois. Ever since his upset of then-media darling Hillary Clinton, who was all but officially dubbed "President" at this point, the media were on him like flies on honey, calling his campaign "a message of hope and change" that was nearly "derailed by Clinton and Huckabee". That is actually a quote from Reuters. You can see it here. And people laugh when I tell them the media is biased.

So after preliminary polling showed Obama with a 10 - 15% lead (which, they later admitted, they didn't do enough of and too fast to get a story) was terribly, terribly, TERRIBLY wrong and Hilary Clinton was the winner, the media began it's spin once more and decided that the people of New Hampshire were, in fact, lying racists. The reality, though, is that they're not. Instead, you have an electorate that either said, "No, your not going to tell me who to vote for, I'm an adult who can make up my own god-damn mind!", or they enjoyed The Simpsons Sunday and decided that, yes, they were going to screw around with the overall media and instead pick someone else and keep this interesting. Or, even better, they just liked their candidate

The other news is that John McCain won New Hampshire. It's amazing, considering the fact that he was all but dead in June of 2007 and next to no one had any faith left in him. The fact that he has pretty much sided with Bush in terms of the war, and the "surge" working, helped him gain in the polls. It's interesting to note that most Independent Voters actually did vote for John McCain as well.

Mitt Romney finsihed Second, but despite that, he is still in First Place in the Republican ticket with the most votes and delegates. Not being reported, but I don't know why. It's interesting because now the media is trying to get him to drop out if he doesn't win in the next battleground, Michigan.

On that same note, Senator Obama is currently beating Clinton in terms of delegates and votes. He will not be in the ballot in Michigan, along with John Edwards, so it should be an easy win for Hillary and she will be in the lead again. My question: How will this effect Dennis Kuchinich, and could he, the lone GOOD Democrat, pull off a major upset and, if not win, get more than enough to come in a MASSIVE second?

Ron Paul finished in 5th again, narrowly losing to Rudy Guliani. Disappointing to some, but not Ron Paul! Ron has been spending his money wisely and is doing everything he can to make a MASSIVE showing on Super Tuesday, when Ron Paul strongholds such as California and New York vote. This could make it interesting! GO, RON PAUL, GO!