Monday, October 19, 2009

iPhone Sheep! WAKE UP!



Awesome ad, and I love it!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

http://docs.google.com/View?docID=0AQXDk-yFHZEYZGQ0OXB4cHpfMGZ6ODlobWNo&revision=_latest&hgd=1

80+ FEATURES MOST COMMON IN 80+ SMARTPHONES THE IPHONE DOES NOT HAVE

HARDWARE:

Screen:
iDon't have any feedback whatsoever.
iDon't have any precision compared to resistive touchscreens.
iDon't have a standard aspect ratio (1.5:1) no other video than Apple custom ones will fit my screen.
iDon't have enough ppi (163 pixels per inch while decent monitors today have at least 200ppi & you're not holding them as close as me)
iDon't have a decent resolution(320x480), i'm stretched too much(3.5") and sometimes look pixelized.
iDon't have a bright enough screen.

Power:
iDon't have enough mAh(~1200MAX) - smallest battery from the cpu range (actual value is less).
iDon't have full day coverage with one charge.
iDon't have USB charging without an adapter.
iDon't have any safety garment for the battery (overheating, swelling + cracking the screen from the inside and even blowing up reported).
iDon't have warranty for damage made by "external" force aka. the above.

Connectivity:
iDon't have DLNA.
iDon't have HSCSD.
iDon't have full HSDPA speed.
iDon't have a decent GSM/GPS/WiFi signal, only strong interference & poor audio.
iDon't care about the kids that use me, iHave a 1.4W/kg SAR (1.6 = risk of cancer)
iDon't have standard connectivity, instead use my custom overpriced accessories.
iDon't give a damn about the environment: short cables but tons of iAccesories.
iDon't have a standard headset jack, it's wired different than standard jacks.
iDon't have micro USB, iUse a proprietary connector.
iDon't have IR.

Storage:
iDon't have a Micro-SD slot.
iDon't have USB addressable storage.
iDon't have fast SDRAM; why Intel? it's slow, cheap & they are far from other flash memory manufacturers.

Media/camera:
iDon't have stereo speakers.
iDon't have a decent speakerphone for voicemail playback.
iDon't have radio.
iDon't have FM transmitter.
iDon't record video above VGA, my power-hungry cpu is useless!
iDon't have hi-res camera (72 DPI, less than other 3mp phones).
iDon't have exposure control.
iDon't even zoom without 3RD party apps.
iDon't provide enough DPI for OCR on A4 pages.
iDon't have a front camera.
iDon't have a light sensor.
iDon't have a flash.

Design:
iDon't eject my sim without a special key.
iDon't have a removable battery (hard reset required if iGet stuck and you have to be a service engineer to reach my battery)
iDon't like beeing typed on on a table, iWobble.
iDon't have a decent build quality, iCrack.
iDon't have kick-stand for watching movies.
iDon't stand on my own for timed/group photos.
iDon't have hot swappable memory.
iDon't sell cheap but my value at FOXCONN in China, where I am made, is 150$.