How can you be the biggest douche possible during Christmas? By dressing as Santa, killing people, and burning down a house? By shooting some asshole who wouldn't shut up during a movie? No. To be the biggest douche possible takes being a 26-year-old man who gets angry when your grandparents give you a Nintendo Wii for Christmas and beat your girlfriend over it.Source: Boston HeraldA Portsmouth, N.H., couple yesterday blamed each other for their black and blue Christmas when they got into a violent fight - and arrested - after an argument over a gift of the popular Nintendo video game.
“This was the worst Christmas ever,” Randi Young, 24, said a day after she and her boyfriend, Heath Blom, 26, were both cuffed and carted off by cops on misdemeanor charges of “domestic-related” simple assault.
Police were called to South Street home where the couple lived with Blom’s grandparents at 1:55 p.m. Christmas day. Officers arrested the pair upon observing bruises on each of them.
Portsmouth police said tempers flared because the boyfriend was smarting over not getting the present he wished for. “Heath Blom wanted a remote-controlled airplane for Christmas, and not the Wii,” said Sgt. Kuffer Kaltenborn.
Blom, a flooring contractor, said the cops got it wrong, and that he had asked his grandparents to get him the $1,000 airplane for his birthday next April. “You can’t fly an RC plane in the snow,” he said.
The guy couldn't wait 4 fucking months for a RC plane? God damn... if he didn't want the Wii, he could have sold it on eBay and made a killing (no pun intended)!
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