Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor has slammed Coldplay – accusing them of making “music to wipe your ass to”.
Taylor made the remark when asked to comment on Coldplay's latest album 'Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends'.
“That is one of the most self-celebratory pieces of **** I’ve ever ******* heard in my entire ******* life,” Taylor said on MTV2's review of the year.
“Go suck a ******* ****. Are you watching Martin? Suck it. Go eat a bag of ****. I ******* hate that album. It’s music to wipe your ass to.”
Coldplay's fourth record is the fastest selling album in the UK this year, spending four weeks at number one when it was released in June.
It has also topped the charts in 35 other countries, and has sold over two million copies in the US alone.
Source: Gigwise.com
The article neglects to mention that Coldplay is being Sued By Joe Satriani For Plagiarizing "Viva La Vida".
Coldplay. When they burst upon the music scene in 2000, one thought came to mind: Here comes another slow-motion band based on REM and Radiohead that thinks they can do something "awesome" with their brand of lo-fi, non-offensive, boring rock. They will go nowhere. Then they released that "Clocks" song and wound up staying around to today. Every self-indulgent "music" fan, and I use the term loosely because they think "music" consists of nothing more than mediocre bands and music that don't try to challenge the listener, but instead insults them with nonsensical drivle lyrics.
Bah.
That said, these self-indulgent music-holes aren't going to really care what a group of metalheads in jumpsuits and masks have to say about their latest flavor of vanilla. But, hey, it gave me an excuse to write this and put an album cover on a roll of toilet paper!
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I came here for the coldplay toilet paper. This is some good shit. Why no post in 4 years?
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