Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Stupid Rules: Coming to a Stadium Near You...

The Kansas City Chiefs are instituting a "No Standing" rule at Arrowhead Stadium. All I want to say before I post the article is this: If this was ever introduced at Lincoln Financial Field here in Philly where The Philadelphia Eagles play, riots would erupt. Seriously, they would.

The Kansas City Chiefs have a "Fan Code of Conduct," which is essentially a list of rules that fans have to follow when they're attending a game at Arrowhead. In theory, it's not a bad idea, as you'd like your stadium to provide a friendly atmosphere for families and people who aren't drunken hooligans.

In practice, though, it might not be such a great idea, especially if the person responsible for coming up with the rules is an 85-year-old woman who teaches the 2nd grade and regards standing up as one of the evil things that young whippersnappers often do. Seriously, standing erect is the No. 2 item on the list of things that are prohibited:

• Standing and/or obstructing the view of other fans

Not only that, Pro Football Talk points out how seated fans can anonymously tattle on their upright counterparts:

The Chiefs also have set up a text-messaging system that allows fans who might be offended by behaviors like standing to report the situation to the powers-that-be.

Fans are asked to treat Chiefs games like bowling matches

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